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Ting Yue Lou is a Chinese caizi jiaren romance novel by an anonymous writer from the Jiaqing era (1796-1820) of the Qing dynasty. The novel consists of 20 chapters. An early printed edition of the novel dating to 1815 is now preserved in the Zhejiang University.
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