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Cambridge War Memorial is a war memorial on Hills Road, Cambridge, outside Cambridge University Botanic Garden. It comprises a bronze statue of a marching soldier by Canadian sculptor Robert Tait McKenzie, known as \"The Homecoming\" or sometimes \"Coming Home\", mounted on a heavily carved limestone plinth. It was unveiled in 1922, and became a Grade II listed building in 1996.
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