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{"type":"standard","title":"Audax UK","displaytitle":"Audax UK","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4819655","titles":{"canonical":"Audax_UK","normalized":"Audax UK","display":"Audax UK"},"pageid":30856156,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Audax_UK_logo.gif","width":180,"height":165},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Audax_UK_logo.gif","width":180,"height":165},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270225989","tid":"5476c512-d5aa-11ef-bcbd-e9478c1ea630","timestamp":"2025-01-18T14:41:41Z","description":"British cycling club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audax_UK","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audax_UK?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audax_UK?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Audax_UK"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audax_UK","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Audax_UK","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audax_UK?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Audax_UK"}},"extract":"Audax UK or AUK is a British cycling club that oversees randonneuring in the United Kingdom. It was formed in 1976 to help British riders complete the qualifying rides for entry to the Paris-Brest-Paris randonnee. Audax UK is recognised by Audax Club Parisien as the official brevet-coordinating organization for the United Kingdom, although in practice events in Northern Ireland are organised by Audax Ireland. Audax UK members sometimes informally describe themselves as AUKs.","extract_html":"
Audax UK or AUK is a British cycling club that oversees randonneuring in the United Kingdom. It was formed in 1976 to help British riders complete the qualifying rides for entry to the Paris-Brest-Paris randonnee. Audax UK is recognised by Audax Club Parisien as the official brevet-coordinating organization for the United Kingdom, although in practice events in Northern Ireland are organised by Audax Ireland. Audax UK members sometimes informally describe themselves as AUKs.
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